badkidsjokes:

why did the cow cross the road?

Because hes an idiot

will you

ever know

how much i love you

for that

tasteforthetasteless:

Maria Rubinke-

SO, THE FIRST THING WE DID WITH YOUR FUNDING WAS SEND A PIZZA INTO SPACE FOR OUR MUSIC VIDEO     ( n_n)b

crapmachine:

i’ll punish you

steffalopod:

one day in the near future we will be so post-ironic that we will be creating rage comics in earnest

unironic rage comic obituaries. they will happen.

“le me, derping around at chemo
‘your cancer seems to be responding well to the treatment..’
‘I LIED!!!’
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU….”

Oh you’ve got the darkest eyes…

Happy Sweet 16, Dig Me Out.

Seriously this song. This whole album.

I can go on and on but basically this album is a major part of what Love and Lust sound like in my brain.

actually no (although i do like red house painters) the url is from the song Red House Road by Shudder to Think, which I will provide a link to presently.

I love that song (and the album(s) Funeral at the Movies/Ten Spot) because of Reasons. Very few things have stuck with me like it

Something in the way he sings:

Someone I want bad
But can’t have
I’m an overgrown
Little wanting boy
She’s my only joy
And comes between us quite clear

Smoke is her name but she’ll grow
Can’t stop the rain or the snow

And I dream, dream, dream
But don’t look

is basically just pure unalloyed Desire to me and it does Things to my Brain and other parts. OK bye.